Utah

Utah is possibly most infamous for its alternating hot flashes and cold sweats. Possibly it is experiencing menopause. In any case, the poor state is continually enduring the verbal abuse of its citizens because of this unfortunate condition. Any kind words and well wishes would be greatly appreciated.

Arizona

I have been working on these states ALL SUMMER. But I still have several left, so this will be a one-at-a-time deal.

(Once, my younger brother was playing in the dirt and and came up to my dad saying, “Look! It’s a baby spider!” Actually, it was a scorpion. That happened here.)