Life of a Slow Driver #1: Construction Zone




If I slow down to fifty, cars zoom past.

If I speed up I will get a double fine or maul some poor construction worker.

If I stay slow cars will keep honking at me and drivers will keep flipping me off and someone might rear end me.


Conclusion: don’t drive ever again.

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